AFI Top 100 Movies
Movies - Animated Boromir
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AFI's Top 100 Movies List )

I was going to watch them in order from 100 to 1, but... I doubt that will work.

Current total: 70/100
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1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die
Movies - The General
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I randomly found that [info]salivia_baker took the time to type out the list of '1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die'. I love these kinds of lists, and decided to fill out which ones I've seen. How many I've seen? I don't know. I'm not going to take the time to figure out how many I have.

つづきを読む... )
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Drugs not working, I'm still dancing, I forgot my name - I'm a bastard.
Actress - Zhang Ziyi
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My jams. Thought I'd share!











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I'M IRON MAN!
Batman - Dancing Batman
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Today at work someone returned an Iron Man Avengers action figure, because the kid they bought it for already had one.

Afterwards when I was filling out the return form (oh, silly paperwork) I wrote…

Description: IRON MAN!

Reason: There is only enough room in this world for one Tony Stark.

It’s the little silly things that keep me sane.
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Fuzzy.
Batman - Dancing Batman
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I've been on a big Covenant kick randomly, and really today I decided I not only want to bang Eskil Simonsson's voice (okay, I decided this AGES ago, to be honest), but I could listen to Eskil Simonsson say 'fuzzy' all day.



If you haven't already (shame if you haven't), you should really check out Covenant. I can make a whole post if you're interested ;)
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Darling Come Here
Oz - Rubber Ducky
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Everyone - love Lords of Acid. I was going to list my favorites, then I realized that I adore all these songs and can't pick a favorite.

These songs are NSFW, and I'm not joshing you... )

Enjoy!

I'm just gonna go blast these in my earphones now until I fall asleep.
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Songs You Probably Shouldn't Sing Outloud
Music - SUJU/Shisus
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AKA Songs I've Had Stuck in My Head the Last Couple Days and Have Been Singing to Myself at Work






... Okay, I only know the 'DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE' part and had to find out what the song was.

And one non-offensive song!

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Krazy Glue
Doctor Who - The War Chief 1
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I hate Krazy Glue.

Today at work I was putting together the RV accessory section and on one bottle of cleaner this top of the spray bottle popped off (just a superficial problem), so I found some Krazy Glue.

The Krazy Glue wasn't working, so I squeezed it. It unclogged and sprayed me. On my hands, a little bit on my hair, my face, MY GLASSES, and I had to flush one of my eyes. After I got that all cleaned up, I very carefully went at gluing, and glued two of my fingers together.

Fuck you, Krazy Glue. I don't like you.
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Holy Hell It Is Gorgeous
Batman - Dancing Batman
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It's still technically winter, and the average temperature is about -1C or so.

Most of the snow is gone though (not that it really snowed all that much this winter anyway), and it's currently about 24C outside.

I love it. Screw winter.

I highly doubt that they're going to be able to have that ice fishing derby out on the lake on March 31st...

Edit: Hey, the last record high for this area in March was 6C on March 27th, 2002. Hahahaha.
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Hilariously Insensitive Word Problems
Movies - Animated Boromir
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In my Business Mathematics textbook in the word problems with calculating annuities, there are a couple word problems that are just terrible and crack me up.

Basically:

Mr. Smith is 70 years old. He is trying to choose between a 25 year $250,000 annuity, and a life annuity, to be paid out upon the death of the annuitant. Both collect interest at 7.2%, compounded monthly. How long would Mr. Smith have to survive for the life annuity to be more economically valuable?

How long would Mr. Smith have to survive ---- I shit you not, the exact phrasing.

I kind of love this textbook. In one of the earlier chapters the word problems were all Harry Potter references.
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